Starting a new thread!
To keep the tradition of posting when it is way to late at night to make sense.


I think I will pick BanAnna's...nasty, but I laughed at the non-Clark moment.

You're next Anna!

Me?! Oh my goodness! I'm off to find a pic. I'll come back and edit this post when I find one.

EDIT: Okay, here it is. This is one of my fave pics, although there are a lot on the Soul Mates page of Christiane's site that would be great for this game.



~Anna

Heidi-ho neighbour...looking good

lois, your costume idea really worked! now i can openly use my powers as... Stetson Man!

I probably broke a finger with that last punch, and now they want a thumbs up sign from me?!

"Mentos! The Freshmaker!"

(the mentos jingle:)
"'Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-Wah!'

It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life,
with Mentos, fresh and full of life.

Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool,
with Mentos, fresh and full of life.

Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness, fresh goes better
with Mentos, fresh and full of life!

Mentos, the freshmaker!"

*shrug* the person always smiles/winks/thumbs up at the end of the commercial...



It's in more countries than these...but this is what I found.



For those of you who've never tried one/seen a mentos commercial...it's a breath mint. (some commercials here.)

-Breanna (who appologises for getting search happy on google)

Wanna play cowboys and Indians, Lois? Psyche! I've already got the cowboy costume, so you're the Indian, and since I'm really Superman, I've already got you!

"Going my way"?

"That's one..." he looks around before whispering, "...sexy red dress you're wearing Lois."

All clear back here, Lois! Can we kiss now?

Bethy

A few of these had me rotfl, but I think I'm gonna have to go with Breanna's Mentos commercial as the best one. That one was just priceless!

Your turn, Breanna!

~Anna

Thanks Anna!

ok...how about this one?



-Breanna

"nice try, clark, but that is not a romance novel."

"clark, why are you answering letters to superman?"

"lois, look at this... http://www.lcfanfic.com "

"the automated excuse generator? you found a website that gives you lame excuses?"

"clark, you're not really going to buy that lot of ties off ebay without seeing what any of them look like, are you?"

"uhm, clark... i don't mean to question your choice of friends or anything, but why does that chat window say you're talking to a rat?"

"grocery list: ho-hos, ding-dongs, doritos, frozen pizza, ice cream, neutella, 3 gallons whole milk, hershey's..."

"... and, while i'm sure the lack of coca-cola must be very devastating to you, i'm afraid superman is too busy with other emergencies to expidite the shipping..."

"... and, while a madwoman repeatedly threatening you with disembowling shears is, indeed, a serious situation, i think it's one that's better handled by the police department..."

"dear zara, i'm so glad to hear that things are going well with you and ching. i'm excited that you have managed to get a webmail account. it's too bad that it will take several years for you to recieve this, but rest assured that we'll be looking forward to your reply..."

"clark, if you edit my copy one more time..."

"hey let's type our names into a search engine and see what comes up!"

"what, superman has an e-mail account for MORE fan mail?!"

"you'll never figure out the new password to my romance novel."

I'm so jealous of you, Clark! *Nobody* should be able to type 1000 words per minute...

"As soon as he stops typing, I'm laying a wet one on him!"

"MmmmMmh, my man certainly looks cute when he's concentrating."

Wow...all of them are AWESOME!

I think I'm going to have to go with Paul's (though it was really close):

"the automated excuse generator? you found a website that gives you lame excuses?"

had me rotfl.

You're up Paul

-Breanna

me? really? oh, cool!

uhm, wait.. that means i have to go find a pic to post, doesn't it?

...

thank you, christiane!



okay, get to it!

Paul

"Thank God for Umpa-Lumpas...otherwise we'd have drowned in that Chocolate River."


"I thought we weren't suppose to act like kids till next season..."

-Breanna

Clark: "Lois, you're not going to sneeze AGAIN, are you?"

Clark: "Lois I told you I didn't like mud wrestling! We even got Jimmy wet."


Artemis

Clark: "Um... told you pigs from Smallville were a bad idea when you decided to play that trick on Ralph..."

"No, this is NOT your typical men's club."

"well, now you know what we do for fun in Smallville...what about here in the Big City?"

LabRat

Lo-ois! Did you know there was such a thing as a choco-gutter, and that it lives on #lanekent?

okay, these are really good. great job, guys.

but now i have to pick a winner?

i'm torn here, but since two of my favorites are:

"well, now you know what we do for fun in Smallville...what about here in the Big City?"

"Thank God for Umpa-Lumpas...otherwise we'd have drowned in that Chocolate River."

i'd say breanna wins.

you're up!

Paul

Thanks Paul!

Ok how about this one
me!




-Breanna

"Stop distracting me, Clark! I'm in a 'hold the phone under your chin for 24 hours' competition, and I'm winning!"


Wendy

"i'd like to order... you won't deliver? why not? ... my tab is how big??"

"who think who is superman??"

"... uhm, excuse me, mr mayor, but someone just flew into the newsroom..."

"yes, i'd like to talk to you about a naked cat... uhm, sorry. one of my coworkers... never mind..."

hastily scribbled note from lois: "clark, pick up the extention! you are not going to believe how dumb politicians have gotten..."

"can i quote you on... heyba heyba hoba hooba haba..."

"don't worry, i'm on hold... go out with you? on a date? a real date? where i go through all sorts of clothes and have no idea what to wear and end up babbling and nervous the whole time and keep wondering if you're going to kiss me or not and if it'll be a good thing or if it'll ruin the friendship and- yes, lucky, i mean, mr leon, i'd like to ask you a few questions..."

"mr president, i'd like to ask you about- GAH! clark, where did you find that tie?"

"you want to have what at my wedding, mother?"

"hi lucy. what's new? ... you're dating a robot?!"

"okay, jimmy, you're the hacker. this had better work... beeeee BEEEE boooo BAAAAAGGGGHHH CHSHHHHHH... hey, i think it might have worked! it actually thinks i'm a computer! okay, quick! what do i have to do to get it to give me the files, jimmy? ... jimmy?"

Yes, your Excellency, we can do the interview on... just a moment, your Excellency... Little Jimmy, stop putting whipped cream in Little Lana's hair *this* minute!!!! I'm sorry, your Excellency, you know kids - oh, you don't? Oh that's right, I forgot... the Pope can't have children...

I don't care whose Crazy Glue it was...you're ALL dead meat!

Lois: "What? who is it? Dunavacluebrook? Ok put her on...Lois Lane, Queen of Babling Mode, what can I do for you? MUM!!...Yes I know....No that's not what I meant...I...wait, I just...(putting the line on hold, clearly past Mad Dog Mode)"

Clark: "Honey, I know how Ellen can get..."

Lois: "Upsetting? Getting on my nerves? Driving me mad? (taking back the line) Hi! you've reach Lois Lane mailbox, I'm not available at the moment, if you wanna leave a message, speak after the tone...now WHO ATE MY LAST DOUBLE FUDGE CRUNCH BAR?!!!!!"

"You want to do what?! For how much?!--Little Jimmy stop handing out my phone number to strange men!"

This is so unfair of you guys to make me laugh out loud at work!

They are all great!

I think I'm going for Jalmg16's.

Brought back memories of the last time Jimmy pulled a prank on her...(Return of the Prankster).

You're up Jalmg16!

-Breanna

Yikes! I disappear for a few hours and look what happens. I never win anything! I'm so honored.



Anyway, here's the next one:

I'm not crazy! I just want my Double Fudge Crunch Bars! Who took them?!?!

I'm going to get you! And your little dog, too!

Ahaha! Sorry I just have to waste a post and laugh at that! That's really funny!

"okay, clark... as long as i have these powers, i might as well learn to use them. let's start with x-ray vision..."

While watching Clark lift something heavy from across the room..."OMG Look at those muscles!"

-Breanna

"No way on earth can you outstare me, Clark Kent! I've made politicians blink before I do!"


Wendy

"well, ralph, that's a new name for me. want to hear an old one? 'mad dog lane.' want to know why they call me that?"

"yes, my dad does some strange things with cyborgs and peoples' memories. they called him a 'mad scientist' for that, but they were wrong. so very wrong. and i'll show them. i'll show them all!"

"i'll teach her to chase after my clark. here kitty, kitty, kitty..."

"'there will always be another headless corpse?' really perry? are you sure? because i'm thinking headless corpses are big news, and i don't let go of big news. the vacation will have to wait. i've got a story."

"superman's been affected by a form of kryptonite that lowers his inhibitions? MINE!"

"so, all this time you've been lieing to me, pretending to be just another ordinary human being, making up lame excuses so you can sneak off to lead another life, listening to my confidences without ever telling me i was confiding to you about my feelings towards you, and you want to know how i feel about that? you want to take a guess, buster? ha! i didn't think so. 'man of steel,' yeah right! no wonder that S of yours is on a yellow background! come on back here, big guy! i'm not through with you yet!"

Paul, I'm truly impressed by your prodigious output, but I'm gonna have to go with Rivka on this one.

Next...

Wow, really? Cool!

Ok, gotta figure out how to post a pic.

Said in a husky, rather spooky voice: Hey, Clark, wanna join me?

"Clark--I see dead people."

/me notes the red bathtub in the picture

BF

"Hello, 911? Yeah, I just woke up in the tub and there's this note next to me that says to call you..."

Ems
<wicked grin>

Clark? I think there is some wierdo looking at me through binoculars from the building across the street could you be a sweetheart and take care of them for me? Thanks I love you and by the way I'm lying in a bubble bath thinking of you...

"(To Clark who's standing behind her back) Of course I can relax and have fun! ...Hold on Perry... I'm not *that* workaholic!"