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Ohmygoodness. That's hilarious. It took me a moment to figure out where George was coming from (fat guy on tv? wha?), but then almost smacked my head when I realized. LOL . Poor Lois and Clark, grousing about their happy, perfect lives, wanting some excitement. Of course, they can only turn to the Mistress of Angst herself. Absolutely hilarious. Happy Birthday, Yvonne! 
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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OY! Happy birthday Yvonne. I am glad you write more interesting lives then these two have had. Laura
Clark: “If we can be born in an instant, and die in an instant, why can’t we fall in love in an instant?”
Caroline's "Stardust"
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 Jose  P.S. Happy Birthday, Yvonne!!!
"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way." Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial A Bad Week in the Wizengamot
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Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!Wendy just unwrote my entire opus of L&C stories! She undid everything! And so easily, too! I'm devastated, simply devastated! I shall now retire to a log cabin where I will write happy short stories about fluffy rabbits and cute fawns and a big, jolly ranger called George. Seriously, though, Wendy, this was a delightful surprise. One of the best birthday presents I could ever imagine.  ROFLMAO! at George as the-fat-guy-on-TV! as he was driving away, his car hit a cow and he was killed I nearly fell off my chair! Poor Tempus. Poor cow.  And if you ever dared hold back in bed, honey, I’d go out looking for some Kryptonite! Now you're just getting mean, Wendy. That log cabin is looking more attractive by the minute.  All I have to do is send an email to Yvonne Connell and ask her to write our story from now on. LOL! You know I love stories which 'break the fourth wall' (I think I've got that phrase right  ). Thank you, Wendy! You made my day. Yvonne (off to hunt for some birthday cake...)
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What? Doesn't Yvonne normally write about fluffy rabbits and cute fawns and big, jolly rangers called George? I mean, Purity was about a jolly ranger who wanted to prevent two of his fluffy rabbits from having little fluffy rabbits all over the place, right? And FoD was about a cute fawn who was looking for his mate and found her. And Addicted was about a little fluffy rabbit who couldn't stop eating carotts. Right? So all in all, Yvonne only ever writes about rabbits and fawns. Hilarious story, Wendy.  And Happy Birthday, Y!! Kaethel
- I'm your partner. I'm your friend.
- Is that what we are?
- Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.
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lol -- yes, if they want to be miserable (or damaged, or addicted, or fearful), Yvonne is the writer to go to... <g> Cute story, Wendy! Happy Birthday, Auntie Y! PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
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Lois: Can I go?
Clark: No.
Lois: Oh come on, Clark, why do we go through this? We both know I’m going to go.
Clark: Then why do you ask?
Lois: I’m trying to be nice.
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 So, Lois and Clark: are you... young? wealthy? successful? loved by a beautiful partner? Don't Worry! Call Yvonne on the boards and she'll fix your life with the very much needed dose of grief, pain, torture, humiliation, misery, and a much more deserved happy ending! *Sigh*, I just can't help to love Yvonne's stories! Happy birthday, Yvonne! Simona
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~~Erin
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Yvonne, thank you for having a birthday so that Wendy would write this fic.
Excellent, simply excellent. I was getting really confused where all of this was going when you resolved this. Very creative.
Elle Roberts
She's a dancer who doesn't dance. He's a painter who doesn't paint. It's like a bohemian version of the Island of Misfit Toys. – “Igby Goes Down”
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Hi, 
Maria D. Ferdez.
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Don't like Luthor, unfinished, untitled and crossover story, and people that promises and don't deliver. I'm getting choosy with age.
MAF
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"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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Well, really belated Happy Birthday to Yvonne. And Wendy, absolutely wonderful story! I loved trying to pick out the issues to match back to the original Yvonne stories. She sure has made these two suffer. I don't feel nearly so bad anymore. Thanks for giving me a great big grin. Lynn
You know that boy'd walk on water for you? Or he'd drown tryin'. -Perry White to Lois in Just Say Noah
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Wendy WOW, this is fantastic! I love it. Hope you had a great birthday, Yvonne! Tricia 
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I know I'm late, but I'd like to say a couple of things: a) Yvonne, I hope you had a nice birthday b) Wendy, what a smart idea! See ya, AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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