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Ok, so a while back, some of us were chatting on IRC, and someone brought up the phrase "Queen of EVIL". The title sounded attractive, and I and (IIRC) at least one other person coveted it muchly. And this got my wheels a-turnin'... Who among us is THE most evil author? Who writes fics so abominable...so gut-wrenchin...so absolutely *SOUL RENDING* that their very name sends shudders down the spines of FoLCs everywhere?  FoLCs, we need a competition! I'm not entirely sure how to go about it, but we must find out who is the un-fairest in the land.  (and I'll be fine if it's not me. Honest.  ) So, NOMINATIONS HERE, PLEASE!
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No question. Tank. Cutting Lois's hair, in every single fic??? Evil, beyond any shadow of a doubt.  Wendy 
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Well, I nominate Yvonne. "Purity" still sends chills down my spine whenever I think of it.  Hmm, and Wendy. Because I don't know which is worse: Making Clark leave his wife and children for a suicide mission, or Leaving FoLCdom for some "Time-Lord" who sounds like he's from the north!
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Hack from Nowheresville
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I second the nominations for Yvonne and Wendy.
And I'll nominate you, Queenie! (Since you covet it and all. :p ) And we can't forget El - she's Evil.
And ML - forcing Clark to repeat four days over and over and over and over - not to mention that yellow kryptonite!
Bethy
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Yvonne definitely. Carol usually has some evil up her sleeve as well, and I remember calling DJ the Princess of Darkness on more than one occasion...
This definitely inspires me to go reread some evil fic.
JD
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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No question.
Tank.
Cutting Lois's hair, in every single fic??? Evil, beyond any shadow of a doubt. I agree, Wendy. I know it's coming. And yet it always catches me off guard and I feel like my heart is being torn out of my chest and fed to the pigons when it actually happens 
She was in such a good mood she let all the pedestrians in the crosswalk get to safety before taking off again.
- CC Aiken, The Late Great Lois Lane
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Oh, I vote for Wendy. EEEEEvil. Even the fic trailer for "For the Greater Good" gets me choked up ... and don't even get me started on "Without Consent" ... sniff. And now she's dragging me over to the dark side with her. Built me a pink Tardis and everything.
Clark: "You don't even know the meaning of the word 'humility,' do you?"
Lois: "Never had a need to find out its meaning."
"Curiosity... The Continuing Saga"
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And now she's dragging me over to the dark side with her. Built me a pink Tardis and everything. Well, her name's not Susan, but I tried...  ![[Linked Image]](http://www.icingandthecake.co.uk/acatalog/tardis.JPG) Wendy
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Oh, let's just crown Tank the Queen of Evil. Should be fun. Fun aside, I'd like to nominate Dandello for "Time Doesn't Heal" and "Lois and Cl- Kal-El".
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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/me declares Cat Bruce the winner
She even changed her IRC nick to CBEvilQueen.
/me goes back to reading file that gave Cat such a nick...
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I think Becky Bain's Ad Astra per Aspera is probably the most heartwrenching fic I've ever read, so I'd nominate her.
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She still ahsn't finished it, but I'd nominate SmirkyRaven for Darkest Dreams.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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