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blush LnC, when they 'adopt' the baby.

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44) Clark, Jimmy, and Perry - harboring an escaped Juvenile Detention Center prisoner (Jack) in HoL.


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45) Clark flies without a permit or filing flight plans - the Pilot at the very least, possibly many more or all episodes.

46) Lois and Clark break into Carpenter's office in The Rival. I'm not sure if this would be breaking and entering or just trespassing.

47) Superman allows the payroll check thieves to escape in Individual Responsibility. Aiding and abetting.


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48) Superman does nothing to prevent the kidnap of Perry White in Individual Responsibility. Aiding and abetting.

49) Clark steals the book from Larry Smiley's office to bring to Star to translate in Just Say Noah. Theft of personal property.

50) Superman refuses to aid a prisoner getting beaten by another while in jail in MoSB. (In some jurisdictions this falls under the Good Samaritan "duty to assist" laws.)


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49) Clark steals the book from Larry Smiley's office to bring to Star to translate in Just Say Noah. Theft of personal property.
I'm sorry, DC, I believe that's the same as #38

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38) JSN: L&C may be considered to be trespassing when they enter Smiley's back room. Also, even though they realized that the torn page belonged to Smiley, instead of returning it, they took it off of his property. So perhaps theft could be added to their rapidly-increasing rap sheet.


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[b] 49) Clark steals the book from Larry Smiley's office to bring to Star to translate in Just Say Noah. Theft of personal property.
I'm sorry, DC, I believe that's the same as #38

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38) JSN: L&C may be considered to be trespassing when they enter Smiley's back room. Also, even though they realized that the torn page belonged to Smiley, instead of returning it, they took it off of his property. So perhaps theft could be added to their rapidly-increasing rap sheet.
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Ah, you're right. I was trying to check this too, and my husband kept chatting. My mistake. smile


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Okay, replacing 49 with...

49) BFTB - Lois and Clark sneak into a cemetery after hours. Trespassing.


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Okay, replacing 49 with...

49) BFTB - Lois and Clark sneak into a cemetery after hours. Trespassing.
I hate to play the devil's advocate, but are you sure? There sure seemed to be a lot of people traipsing around for it to be "closed". Do all cemeteries close? (They never seemed to in Buffy, but that's another show entirely.) It has been a while since I saw the show, do they actually say that they came in after the cemetery was closed?


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[b] Okay, replacing 49 with...

49) BFTB - Lois and Clark sneak into a cemetery after hours. Trespassing.
I hate to play the devil's advocate, but are you sure? There sure seemed to be a lot of people traipsing around for it to be "closed". Do all cemeteries close? (They never seemed to in Buffy, but that's another show entirely.) It has been a while since I saw the show, do they actually say that they came in after the cemetery was closed? [/b]
If it wasn't closed, why were they sneaking around and hiding from the guard...which got them thrown out after Clark supposedly stepped on a twig later on? And every cemetery that I know has certain "open" hours.

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LOIS and CLARK appear. They're sneaking, they're skulking, they're not supposed to be here. Lois is fine with this, Clark isn't.

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Well, of course we got kicked out, and whose fault was that? I am not the one who stepped on the only dry twig in the entire cemetery just as that guard came back.

So...I would argue that they were definitely trespassing by being there late at night.


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If it wasn't closed, why were they sneaking around and hiding from the guard...which got them thrown out after Clark supposedly stepped on a twig later on? And every cemetery that I know has certain "open" hours.

From the script:

LOIS and CLARK appear. They're sneaking, they're skulking, they're not supposed to be here. Lois is fine with this, Clark isn't.

Then, later:

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Well, of course we got kicked out, and whose fault was that? I am not the one who stepped on the only dry twig in the entire cemetery just as that guard came back.

So...I would argue that they were definitely trespassing by being there late at night.
Okay, you win. notworthy As I said, it's been a while since I watched that episode. Anyway, does Lois ever go anywhere when it is open?


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45) Clark flies without a permit or filing flight plans - the Pilot at the very least, possibly many more or all episodes.
I'd expect the law doesn't really cover flying under your own power. He doesn't fall under any of the FAA categories as far as I can tell. The FAA didn't create a category for ultralights until the early 80s so until they create one for him he doesn't get regulated.

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45) Clark flies without a permit or filing flight plans - the Pilot at the very least, possibly many more or all episodes.
I'd expect the law doesn't really cover flying under your own power. He doesn't fall under any of the FAA categories as far as I can tell. The FAA didn't create a category for ultralights until the early 80s so until they create one for him he doesn't get regulated.
That didn't stop Pres. Elect Doe from having the FAA step on his toes though. wink


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[b] If it wasn't closed, why were they sneaking around and hiding from the guard...which got them thrown out after Clark supposedly stepped on a twig later on? And every cemetery that I know has certain "open" hours.

From the script:

LOIS and CLARK appear. They're sneaking, they're skulking, they're not supposed to be here. Lois is fine with this, Clark isn't.

Then, later:

LOIS
Well, of course we got kicked out, and whose fault was that? I am not the one who stepped on the only dry twig in the entire cemetery just as that guard came back.

So...I would argue that they were definitely trespassing by being there late at night.
Okay, you win. notworthy As I said, it's been a while since I watched that episode. Anyway, does Lois ever go anywhere when it is open? [/b]
rotflol rotflol Um...maybe just the Fudge Castle during normal operating hours. wink


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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Lois is currently a very bad girl...er... woman on the boards:
laugh . I think that was Battleground Earth, too, Michael, and it wasn't Clark, but Superman (Kal-El).

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25) LotF: Lois. Solicitation.
If she's not charging Kal-El for her services, is it really solicitation? wink

KAL-EL: And you'd think I'd get a little more services than kisses.
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Plus, they were in what would be recognized as New Krypton sovereign territory, and they seemed to be acting in accord with local law. On the other hand, if Trey had not interrupted, I think Lois would have given Kal more than kisses.


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50. Vatman:Superman, international travel avoiding customs and proper processing to France.

51. Ordinary People: Superman, transporting cheese into the US from Switzerland without declaring it at customs. Smuggling.

52. Witnessed: Clark, destruction of the bullet which is evidence of an attempted murder of Lois. Destruction of evidence.

53. Individual Responsibility:Lois and Clark breaking and entering into Newtrich's office.


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54:Wall of Sound, Lois: assault of the guard at the Stoke Club.

55.Lethal Weapon: Superman, excessive destruction of public property.


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56. Vatman:Superman, international travel avoiding customs and proper processing to France
I'm re-numbering this one, John, because we already had a #50.

Next up #57 clap


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57) Virtually Destroyed: Jimmy and Superman - computer hacking / illegal trespassing into someone's computer?


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58) Clark impersonates a Navy SEAL in It's a Small World After All. (Federal crime to impersonate a member of any military branch.)


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59. Madame Ex - Lois - improper disposal of a radioactive substance (the kryptonite bullet)

Edit: Again! You posted at the same time as me again! Changing my number again.


"It is a remarkable dichotomy. In many ways, Clark is the most human of us all. Then...he shoots fire from the skies, and it is difficult not to think of him as a god. And how fortunate we all are that it does not occur to him." -Batman (in Superman/Batman #3 by Jeph Loeb)
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