With Ellen drinking too much to properly care for them and Sam too busy to want to deal with them what if Lois and Lucy were sent to boarding school. To reduce the amout of resistance Lois puts up Sam sends them to a school in Great Britian. St. Trinians.
For those who don't know the school is from a series of cartoons and movies.
"In other schools girls are sent out quite unprepared into a merciless world, but when our girls leave here, it is the merciless world which has to be prepared."
Things like the upper level chemisty class running a still for extra pocket money and investigators from the Ministry of Education being captured and put to work doing grounds maintience. Lois would not need to learn lock picking from Jimmy in this AU. She would also know a lot more people who know people.
Was inspired to think of this from one of Marcus's unfinished stories, a Buffy/St. Trinians crossover.
