Clark listening to Eminem’s song might be funny, “I can’t be your Superman.” But still I don’t think it’s folc material. I would read it though, if someone ever write it, but that song can’t be considered PG.
The idea of Clark married to Lucy, or something along the lines of it, is very interesting. It can be something like Clark being engaged to Lucy, they have the wedding day all planned out, when Lois shows up to be Lucy’s matron of honor.
I can even picture it. Clark is confused about his feelings for both sisters, he has a history with Lucy, and now he fell so completely in love with her sister he had never met before. Lois is guilty about having feelings for baby sister’s soon to be husband. Ellen Lane on the loose, stressing over having the perfect wedding for her daughter. Martha’s heart breaking for her son, because she figured out what was happening. And finally Lucy trying her best to deny what’s happening.
I wrote the outline, now someone please write the story! Please!