1. Clark's reaction to Eminem's song "Superman".

2. Clark, Lois, Jimmy, and Perry go "Sliding" like in the TV show "Sliders" and get lost in a simalar way.

3. Clark meets Lucy Lane, marries her, THEN meets Lois....

...Cool.
That would be a *big* project, though, unless it was played strictly for laughs. If I were to embark on such a fic, it wouldn't get done for 15 years probably.

Since I doN't know either the song or the show, I can only comment on the third idea. And that surely rocks.

Clark and Lucy? He is way too old for her!

Yes he is. But it's just an idea...

One of these days, I'll come up with a challenge that someone will actually write, you'll see, you'll all see, AH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

But until that day I'll just wonder what would happen if Clark got bitten by a radioactive spider...

Oh wait, people wrote about one of my ideas (the meeting of various versions of Clark/Superman).

Damn, now I can't do the crazy evil bit. Maybe if I take out the evil part, then of course judging by this and the last post, I won't need to act it at all.....

No acting required......

Not necessarily. I didn't Lucy was that much younger than Lois. Wasn't it something like 2 years younger?

Hey, L&C Fan, I lost you on the post above mine, but yes there are at least two fics with various versions of Superman / Clark.

Depends on the Lucy.

Some people write Lucy as several years younger. In the first few eps Jimmy wants to ask her out. We find out the end of S2 that he's 20 so he's only 18-19 in the Pilot where Lois is 26 and Clark is 27-28.

In Learning to Love, I've written her as about 20 months younger and Jimmy as somewhere in between the two so Clark is definitely in the right age range.

I think most people write her somewhere in between 4-5 years younger but there's no hard/fast rule as to how old she is since it's never TRULY addressed in canon. We assume she's about Jimmy's age because he wants to ask her out.

To shamelessly self-promote... my Sister Switch has a married Lucy and Clark but... that's all I'm saying about that .

Carol

Lucy is too flaky as the show presented her for Clark.

In my mind Lois was 4-5 years older than Lucy so she is a tad older than Jimmy in season one.

I can't imagine how horrible Clark would feel if he fell for Lois while he was married to Lucy.

Exactly.

Maybe this challenge is too mean...

Clark listening to Eminem’s song might be funny, “I can’t be your Superman.” But still I don’t think it’s folc material. I would read it though, if someone ever write it, but that song can’t be considered PG.

The idea of Clark married to Lucy, or something along the lines of it, is very interesting. It can be something like Clark being engaged to Lucy, they have the wedding day all planned out, when Lois shows up to be Lucy’s matron of honor.

I can even picture it. Clark is confused about his feelings for both sisters, he has a history with Lucy, and now he fell so completely in love with her sister he had never met before. Lois is guilty about having feelings for baby sister’s soon to be husband. Ellen Lane on the loose, stressing over having the perfect wedding for her daughter. Martha’s heart breaking for her son, because she figured out what was happening. And finally Lucy trying her best to deny what’s happening.

I wrote the outline, now someone please write the story! Please!

I agree with that. In fact, I could see this being a very real scenario for Alt-Clark. Lucy's character could change drastically when Lois is lost in the Congo - plus the Alt!Verse is a much darker place than the LnC show. If Alt-Clark met Lucy while he was looking for Lois, they could very well fall in love once Clark gives up on finding his Lois.

Oh, I like this scenario.

Evil plot bunnies ... get back. Back!