I'm Job and house hunting on my borrowed PC right now, but I also check into Fox News and look what I find:
Watermelon, the new Oyster? ...and of course that got me to thinking, what if Clark Kent entered a watermelon eating contest? I bet he and Lois are in Smallville for this one, or maybe a Metropolis City Street Fair? and I bet she challenged him to do it, neither one realizing the affect it would have on him...
Just an idea
TEEEEEJ