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Since the boards are quiet at the moment and we can always use a bit of fun, I thought I’d start another one of these. Anyone feel like playing? Basically, we’re writing a multi-authored story, five words at a time. Take it anywhere you want it to go, just for coolgirl’s sake, no cockroaches this time round please.  Ok, I’ll start… Lois took aim and hurled
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oooo fun... I'm no writer but I think I can manage five words.
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snap-trap Bernie helped me design."
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"Let's help Jimmy clean his blue suit and leave before Luthor sees his favorite lipstick shade on your lips."
Lois noticed his torn sleeve.
"Clark, what is that under your shirt?" she asked, curiously.
"Ah, I think the lipstick must've-"
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The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
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I think, therefore, I get bananas.
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The story so far...
Lois took aim and hurled her purse at Clark just as it exploded! She ducked as a lipstick shot towards her.
"Dr Klein's paying for that! You okay Clark? Sorry about that, it's a new snap-trap Bernie helped me design."
Clark's Armani suit was smoldering "Needs work," he grumbled, looking at his ruined outfit.
"Let's help Jimmy clean his blue suit and leave before Luthor sees his favorite lipstick shade on your lips."
Lois noticed his torn sleeve.
"Clark, what is that under your shirt?" she asked, curiously.
"Ah, I think the lipstick must've-"
"No, that blue fabric."
"Oh that? That is my backup wardrobe in case something burns my suit and I-"
"Mrs. Lois Klein?" a voice interrupted from behind them.
"When-"
"Mrs. KLEIN??" Lois interrupted, indignant. "Not since I married Lex!"
"Nor since she married me." said Jimmy.
Clark gaped stupidly as Lois shot Jimmy, "Liar!"
"Didn't last night mean anything to you?" Clark asked, pained.
"Last night?" Lois shouted completely outraged at Perry's inability to keep his mouth closed. She wished she hadn't cleaned Perry's
bathroom, since she'd promised Clark she'd sleep with him before she was forced to take out the garbage.
"Okay everyone, out!!!" Towing Clark towards the window, she asked, "You coming?"
"Actually, Lois, I'd prefer not to jump to my death or land in a dumpster."
"It's all or nothing farmboy!" she purred, stroking his chest.
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shrieked again, noticing his attire.
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"Dance again Clark. Please." Lois
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breathed huskily. "You are already...
Lois: Clark, you don't have to be embarrassed. That's what friends are for. Just tell me how much.
Clark: Lois, I want you to go out with me!
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The story so far...
Lois took aim and hurled her purse at Clark just as it exploded! She ducked as a lipstick shot towards her.
"Dr Klein's paying for that! You okay Clark? Sorry about that, it's a new snap-trap Bernie helped me design."
Clark's Armani suit was smoldering "Needs work," he grumbled, looking at his ruined outfit.
"Let's help Jimmy clean his blue suit and leave before Luthor sees his favorite lipstick shade on your lips."
Lois noticed his torn sleeve.
"Clark, what is that under your shirt?" she asked, curiously.
"Ah, I think the lipstick must've-"
"No, that blue fabric."
"Oh that? That is my backup wardrobe in case something burns my suit and I-"
"Mrs. Lois Klein?" a voice interrupted from behind them.
"When-"
"Mrs. KLEIN??" Lois interrupted, indignant. "Not since I married Lex!"
"Nor since she married me." said Jimmy.
Clark gaped stupidly as Lois shot Jimmy, "Liar!"
"Didn't last night mean anything to you?" Clark asked, pained.
"Last night?" Lois shouted completely outraged at Perry's inability to keep his mouth closed. She wished she hadn't cleaned Perry's
bathroom, since she'd promised Clark she'd sleep with him before she was forced to take out the garbage.
"Okay everyone, out!!!" Towing Clark towards the window, she asked, "You coming?"
"Actually, Lois, I'd prefer not to jump to my death or land in a dumpster."
"It's all or nothing farmboy!" she purred, stroking his chest.
"What do you mean, Lois?"
"Just that I know you're an incredible skydiver and I know you've got your wind-proof jacket with the built-in parachute-"
Clark interrupted her by kissing his knuckles, which confused her.
"Clark what's that on your pants?" then gleefully "Oh, wow, I've never seen anything that-" Turning blue Lois collapsed. Dead!
So Clark flew against time by circling Earth at hyperspeed, ending up stranded on Krypton.
"Alway works in movies," he grumbled staring confusedly at the Red sun. A massive quake shook the ground beneath him.
"Fine! What else could go wrong!" He screamed at the Universe! In answer Scardino appeared.
"Hello, I am God." he boomed.
"Urgh! I'm in Hell!"
A lightening bolt zaps Scardino, right after passing through Clark, and both died.
Clark woke up screaming.
"Honey...?" Lois asked running her fingers up his thigh and under his pink tutu before he shrieked again, noticing his attire.
"Dance again Clark. Please." Lois breathed huskily. "You are already warmed up. I made sure
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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the female LnC fans arrived
(what kind of sick people are we?)
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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with their cheerleader pom-poms to
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"We've been sitting here all night and the longest conversation you've had with a woman was when your mom called."
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Clark woke screaming! Kryptonite, Rum
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and cheese made dangerous bedfellows.
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"Madness is like gravity...it just takes a little push." ~The Joker
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window made Clark wonder who
"We've been sitting here all night and the longest conversation you've had with a woman was when your mom called."
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Exasperated he got up from
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"We've been sitting here all night and the longest conversation you've had with a woman was when your mom called."
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he fixed her tie. Knowing
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~~Even heroes have the right to dream.~~
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I noticed this was never finished... perhaps there are some Folcs out there who are willing to participate...  The rules can be found in the first post. The story so far: Lois took aim and hurled her purse at Clark just as it exploded! She ducked as a lipstick shot towards her.
"Dr Klein's paying for that! You okay Clark? Sorry about that, it's a new snap-trap Bernie helped me design."
Clark's Armani suit was smoldering "Needs work," he grumbled, looking at his ruined outfit.
"Let's help Jimmy clean his blue suit and leave before Luthor sees his favorite lipstick shade on your lips."
Lois noticed his torn sleeve.
"Clark, what is that under your shirt?" she asked, curiously.
"Ah, I think the lipstick must've-"
"No, that blue fabric."
"Oh that? That is my backup wardrobe in case something burns my suit and I-"
"Mrs. Lois Klein?" a voice interrupted from behind them.
"When-"
"Mrs. KLEIN??" Lois interrupted, indignant. "Not since I married Lex!"
"Nor since she married me." said Jimmy.
Clark gaped stupidly as Lois shot Jimmy, "Liar!"
"Didn't last night mean anything to you?" Clark asked, pained.
"Last night?" Lois shouted completely outraged at Perry's inability to keep his mouth closed. She wished she hadn't cleaned Perry's
bathroom, since she'd promised Clark she'd sleep with him before she was forced to take out the garbage.
"Okay everyone, out!!!" Towing Clark towards the window, she asked, "You coming?"
"Actually, Lois, I'd prefer not to jump to my death or land in a dumpster."
"It's all or nothing farmboy!" she purred, stroking his chest.
"What do you mean, Lois?"
"Just that I know you're an incredible skydiver and I know you've got your wind-proof jacket with the built-in parachute-"
Clark interrupted her by kissing his knuckles, which confused her.
"Clark what's that on your pants?" then gleefully "Oh, wow, I've never seen anything that-" Turning blue Lois collapsed. Dead!
So Clark flew against time by circling Earth at hyperspeed, ending up stranded on Krypton.
"Alway works in movies," he grumbled staring confusedly at the Red sun. A massive quake shook the ground beneath him.
"Fine! What else could go wrong!" He screamed at the Universe! In answer Scardino appeared.
"Hello, I am God." he boomed.
"Urgh! I'm in Hell!"
A lightening bolt zaps Scardino, right after passing through Clark, and both died.
Clark woke up screaming.
"Honey...?" Lois asked running her fingers up his thigh and under his pink tutu before he shrieked again, noticing his attire.
"Dance again Clark. Please." Lois breathed huskily. "You are already warmed up. I made sure the female LnC fans arrived with their cheerleader pom-poms to watch and cheer you on."
Clark woke screaming! Kryptonite, Rum and cheese made dangerous bedfellows. A forcefull knock at his window made Clark wonder who wanted him dead, again! Exasperated he got up from his bed and went to let Ultra Woman in.
"Now what?" he asked as he fixed her tie. Knowing that it would make her purr like a contented kitten
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Boards Chief Administrator Emeritus Nobel Peace Prize Winner
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"Use your imagination," she whispered LabRat 
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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as she cut her hair.
Tank (who says the gentle readers knew he was going to get on of those in before it was over)
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"You're about to go bald!"
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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.
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"I'm cosplaying Ilia for you."
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have a Star Trek phobia!"
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"Ooops! Well, think of it
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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as a really cunning disguise
Marcus L. Rowland
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... you know all about disguises ...
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eye witness.
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don't you? Mr. Undercover at
Granny Weatherwax: 'You've got to think headology, see? Not muck about with all this beauty and wealth business. That's not important.'
Wyrd Sisters, Terry Pratchett
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...The Fabulous Ladies Night Club.
(Opportunity for a Buffy crossover here if anyone wants to run with it)
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