Did a bit of digging. Wasn't easy to find the older transcripts. Kerthawards.com only has the last couple of years right now.
Turns out, it was
The 2002 ceremony . You should be able to find it if you search for "max".
The disease wasn't exactly FoLCitis, though. It was L&CWS (Withdrawal Syndrome). Close enough, maybe. It's shorter than I remembered, and some of the gags may be dated (whatever happened to the Disemboweling Shears, anyway?), but maybe you'll still enjoy.
There's also a bit about L&CWS in the author's note of one of my very early fics,
Superman Vs The Pragmatist . It's nearly as long as the story, and I've often felt that it was better than the story itself.
In any case, if anyone wants to do a better, updated, and/or more in-depth bit... please do! Probably not hard to top either of those.
Paul