*One* more quick challenge because I have to leave in 2 minutes:
Write a story containing as much of the following:
1. A tuba
2. The president of the USA
3. A monkey
4. Lois dying her hair an unusual color
5. Cake
6. A strange fortune in a fortune cookie
7. A new kind of Kryptonite
8. Unicorns
9. Jimmy throwing things
10. A long beard
11. A new law
12. Color coded candy-canes
13. A storm
14. Pigs
15. The phrase "Well, I'll be the second cousin twice-removed of a three-legged marsupial!"
16. A three-legged marsupial
17. Onions
18. Something that doesn't normally catch fire suddenly catching on fire.
19. A vampire or werewolf
20. A fork
21. A bunch of balloons
22. Nuns
23. MacInmeyer's Famous Irish Band
24. A terrible idea for a flavor of soda
25. The worst Sci-Fi movie ever made in the history of time
26. Puppets
27. A shovel
28. Pink shoes
29. The phrase "Argh! Not again!"
30. A reversible umbrella
