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That was great  I thought it seemed like it was clark's point of view, talking about how he loved Lois and I could just picture it, but I was waiting to find out who it really was. Then the fish came right out of left field  It was so funny. I thought it was a person.
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Lol, I thought it was a person too. :p That was too funny! I suppose Lois' fish must have SOME way to occupy herself while her owner forgets to feed her while out on stakeouts. Hehe great crack pairing. 
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Wells with Wells? I'd say that was impossible, but Wells himself said impossible doesn't exist or something.
How about?
Bobby/Miranda
Lord Nor/Trask (Wouldn't that be something?)
Any alien/Trask
Penny Barnes/Resplendent Man
Tempus/Mrs. Cox
Tempus/Wanda May
Tempus/Superman (Ah, the irony)
Tempus/the lady from Season's Greedings-Mrs. Duffett?
Andrus/Cat Grant
Dr. Mamba/Toni Taylor
Trey/Ariana
Wells/maid from HIM
It's so fun being random.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
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OMG, these are just hilarious! I'm trying to think up some, but the only thing that's coming to mind (and I'm just about to fall off my chair laughing over it, even though it's really not THAT funny) is Batman/Robin - see, if I put that in my series, given the fact that everyone seems to think that Clark is Batman, then you end up with a pairing that's really Superman/Robin and... I'm sorry, I'm choking with laughter, here. Maybe I've just lost my mind?
Superman: Why is it that good villains never die?
Batman: Clark, what the hell are good villains?
=> Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
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Ms Duffy/Clark? Mr Schott/Lois? Hehe. I just watched Seasons Greedings and that's about the only pairing I can think of that hasn't been done. (And they're absolutely hilarious. I think HG Wells with HG Wells is my favorite so far. )
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Originally posted by Capes:
But I swear there was a story where Martha and Perry were sweethearts back in the day, but then they broke up. Martha ended up with Jonathon and Perry with Alice. It was pretty believable, actually, given the storyline.
It was all on a planet where women were property....and of course I can't remember WHICH story that was.
And my addition to the horrid pairings: H.G. Wells with <insert drumroll> H.G. Wells. Time travelers have all the fun. The Planet was Mars, and the Clark there was, in fact, a distant offspring of the original Clark, didn't have a Sueprhero-identity (yet), and Lois had another name there. What was it? Oh, and that story did contain a crack pairing (in disguise): Ellen Lane and Claude! Unfortunately, it's only mentioned in passing. Can I come up with the name? Naw... But the search function does. It's "Echoes from the Past" by ML Thompson.
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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Tempus with Tempus (Now that is irony)
Sadly, he's egotistical enough to almost pull it off.
And by that same token,
Lex with Lex (they are evil enough to do it. Especially with clones.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
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CloneSuperman/CloneLois
Martha/Lois
Myxyzptlk/Ms Duffy
Myxyzptlk/Tempus
MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Lois/UltraWoman/CloneLois/Girl who had Plastic Surgery to Look like Lois/Clark
Poor guy...
Mmm cheese.
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The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Originally posted by Catherine Bruce:
Lois/UltraWoman/CloneLois/Girl who had Plastic Surgery to Look like Lois/Clark
Poor guy... It's the next Tenchi Muyo spinoff!  Disclaimer: The only reason I know about that show is because it took over Batman's timeslot on the Cartoon Network channel when I was a kid. And because I like to look up things on Wikkipedia. And because there were some MiSTings of really bad Tenchi fic that I just had to read...I'll shut up now. 
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This is sooo hilarious!! HAAHAHAHAHAH LOL All this laugh could be my death XD ...........LOL..hahahaha..LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Lois: Oh leave that truth and justice stuff to Superman would you?!
Lois&Clark *sight*
Lois: See, I knew I shouldn't have told you! But you're my partner right??
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Nigel/woman who took Lois' nickels
Sarah from T:JO/Jaxon (maybe she can help figure his head out)
Friskin/Lex (so she can help him with his psycho behavior)
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
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Originally posted by woody:
Nigel/woman who took Lois' nickels Best crack pair ever. 
'I just kind of died for you;
You just kind of stared at me'
- Aurora, Foo Fighters
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Thanks, Dave.
Yeah, it's fun to think of some of the most obscure characters from LnC, and pair them.
Here's one:
Heidi from Ordinary People/Lucky Leon (Germans and Russians)
or, for a group: all those seduced by Lex/think they love Lex (Gretchen, Miranda, Ariana, Antoinette)
They could create a club: Lex Lovers Anonymous
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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The Maid who interupted The Kiss / Jimmy Olsen They already have ONE thing in common
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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I thought of that too, Cat! Almost posted it. Although, it should be a threesome with Wells.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Cat/Wells ???
hahah
I think Cat don't like it, but it makes it sow fun!
Lois: Oh leave that truth and justice stuff to Superman would you?!
Lois&Clark *sight*
Lois: See, I knew I shouldn't have told you! But you're my partner right??
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I think Wells would turn into a beet from blushing.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Actually, Cat and Wells might not be so odd a pairing. From what (extremely little) I know about (the real life) Wells, he was a little bit, um, promiscuous, and Cat's not exactly a nun, so...
As for crack pairings, the best I could come up with is:
Tempus/Ellen Lane
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Great one, Alisha. If that doesn't convince Tempus that Utopia might not be such a bad idea after all, nothing will. Oh, the irony.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Originally posted by XX-Lizz-XX:
Cat/Wells ???
O.o At first I thought we were still talking to me and I almost went 'EEP!!' But then the nun comment made me realize otherwise =D Me/Wells... But he's so... so... so... SHORT! (Compared to me, anyhoo!)
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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