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What a badfic! (hand slaps forehead and head shakes) :rolleyes:  What a story, Hazel. Even though it's a BAD, VERY BADfic, it's in its own way great. (Don't worry; no tomatoes going your way yet. At least not from me.  ) Welcome back!  And keep the goodfics and badfics coming! malu
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ROFL!!!  Clark's other self from a different universe? Rippling blonde locks? Clark falling in love with her while thinking that they're brother and sister? And LOL!!! More!!!! Wendy 
Just a fly-by! *waves*
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LOL!! You've been gone for months, and *this* is what you come up with? Never leave again, OK? <ducking and running> Seriously, Hazel, this was hysterical. You have a knack for this.  She would only demonstrate her awesome abilities, so far beyond Clark's own, if circumstances demanded a deus ex machina on her part. The opportunity would most likely arise some time in the very near future, anyway. Kathy
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Clark: “If we can be born in an instant, and die in an instant, why can’t we fall in love in an instant?”
Caroline's "Stardust"
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Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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LOL!!! *The* absolute best last line in fanfic. <g>
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Welcome back, Hazel!  This is great. Just hilarious! And 'Haz-El', ROTFL!!! Thanks for sharing this. I enjoyed it immensely. Tricia 
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"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way." Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial A Bad Week in the Wizengamot
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Welcome back, Hazel!!! This was so funny!!!  - Laura
Laura "The Yellow Dart" U. (Alicia U. on the archive)
"A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles." -- Christopher Reeve
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What a lovely reception! Quite a heady dose of FDK, let me tell you! I didn't actually write this specifically for the challenge. As Paul mentioned in this thread, I posted this snippet once before on the boards. I'd forgotten, though. Is that enough of an excuse? At any rate, I'm glad you all enjoyed it. Hazel, still giggling at Rivka's extravagant use of emoticons
Lois: You know the deal.
Clark: Superman gets the guys in capes, Lois and Clark get the guys in suits.
-- Action Comics 827
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LOL, Hazel! Thanks for bothering to post your badfic. AnnaBtG.
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Extravagant use of emoticons? You get them to lift the 8-graemlin limit, and I'll show you extravagant! I posted this snippet once before on the boards. Oh good. I've been trying to figure out why it sounded vaguely familiar . . .
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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Absolutely bad and extremely funny Hazel! Saskia
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Hazel,
funny
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Anna, Saskia, Merry: Thanks for letting me know you enjoyed it. In a bad sort of way, of course. Hazel
Lois: You know the deal.
Clark: Superman gets the guys in capes, Lois and Clark get the guys in suits.
-- Action Comics 827
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