Hi! I know this sort of challenge has been done before, because I've read the results in the main fanfic archives, but I thought, why not ask for another one? And yep, I've got some nerve, challenging others for stories when I'm still working on finishing my first L&C story, but I've met the challenge before in other fandoms. So, I'm asking anyone who's creative enough to write an L&C story that contains the following items:

Lois’s fish
The Constitution of the United States of America
A stone gargoyle
A faulty computer mouse
Earplugs

And it should be a story that really _features_ these items, not just mentions them in passing in the text. (Just made it harder, didn't I?) wink

I double-dog dare you, and Good Luck!
Kimberly

“A date? You mean a real date? Like where I take out my best perfume, the one I bought after seeing 'Love Affair', the good one not the remake, and put a dab behind my knee, even though I have no idea why?” ~~Lois Lane, “The Phoenix”