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#127097 05/20/03 08:38 AM
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"Hazel's neighborhood isn't exactly conducive to men in tights."
rotflol Neither is Rivka's...

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Besides, I have to go get captured together with Jimmy.
This is the line that made me startle the secretary... LOL!


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I scared no one other than my son when I started to cackle... dizzy


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LOL! I didn't startle anyone, but I still loved it. Very funny! I hope we get a bunch of these.

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Besides, I have to go get captured together with Jimmy.
ROTFL!

Nice job. Yeah, I hope more fics like this get written!

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LOL, Hazel, that was really cute. I loved the last line about getting caught with Jimmy. laugh

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Hysterical! I loved it. I hope there are many more to come. smile

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ROTFL!! clap

Thanks for sharing this hilarious story.

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Wow, I never expected such a positive response! I'm glad you all liked it. smile

Rivka, I seriously considered Clark flying out to consult you -- I know 11 p.m. isn't all that late for most people -- but I decided that it's my story, so Clark should come consult me. So there. :p

Um, I don't *actually* live in England. My location is listed as Hampshire because that's where Watership Down itself is located, but I've lived in the heart of Geula for over a decade now. smile

Thanks to all of you for finding this funny. smile1

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Originally posted by Hazel:
Rivka, I seriously considered Clark flying out to consult you -- I know 11 p.m. isn't all that late for most people -- but I decided that it's my story, so Clark should come consult me. So there. :p
Well, that seems only fair! laugh


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I've lived in the heart of Geula for over a decade now. smile
No kidding! Cool! cool
/me wonders if she walked past Hazel's home (or Hazel, for that matter!) when she was there in January.

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...I would have liked to poke fun at the show for its lack of attention to detail (not to mention the sacreligious and shameful handling of a page out of a sacred book):
Yes, this has always bothered me too! It's one of the yell-at-the-screen moments for me. wink

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Unfortunately, I tried to picture Clark Kent sitting on my living room couch while I pulled a copy of the Mishna Berura off the shelf and...
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Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

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ditto others
very funny and I loved it
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