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When Kaethel said it would serve Tank right if she shaved Lois's head, I had to run with it. So, what do you think? 
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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ROFLMAO!!! 
Just a fly-by! *waves*
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 Very, very cute, Karen! Thanks for the laugh!
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Hilarious, Karen <g> Loved the dialog "You're bald."
"So? A lot of people are bald. Just not everyone can pull it off with wigs."
"What happened to your real hair?"
"Freak accident. Look, either we can stand here talking about my hair and the lack of it while I freeze to death, or you can warm me up and then take that guy to the police station. Well?" I *love* that she doesn't explain anything <g> And I can just imagine the look on Clark's face!  Great work! PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
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This is great, Karen! You had me cracking up. I think this was my favorite part: "Freak accident. Look, either we can stand here talking about my hair and the lack of it while I freeze to death, or you can warm me up and then take that guy to the police station. Well?" I can just see Lois standing there going "Well?"  Thanks for sharing... now when do we get your next fic? Huh? Huh? ~Anna
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ROFL! I'm busy picturing what jaws of death Lois was dangling over when she lost her hair... I think someone should nominate Karen to the Evil Minions for this! If you want to, come here. ![[Linked Image]](http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/edoom/smiletodemon.gif)
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LOL!! Loved Lois' matter of fact attitude about her lack of hair... Wonder if she lost it trying to dye it red? Very cute, Karen!! More!! Missy
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- I'm your partner. I'm your friend.
- Is that what we are?
- Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.
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Karen, that was so funny! - Alicia
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LOL, Karen. Very cute! Gee, if Lois is bald, does that mean Lex gets to keep his hair in this universe? Kathy
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More hair cut stories! This is great Karen. Bald, something new and I like it a lot. Now write more! Saskia
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Need I say more? Irene
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Karen, an amusing story.
Typical Lois response to Superman's shock. I can almost picture Lois standing there with an expectant look on her face waiting for Superman to do as she asks.
It might be fun to hear about this 'freak accident' that caused Lois to have to be a wig model.
Tank the Retired (who can still claim retirement since he hasn't read Kaethel's effort yet, and so it doesn't yet exist)
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Grief, a few days away from the pc and I have soooooooooooo much fic to catch up on! (Great, isn't it? ) Everyone has pretty much said what I was going to - in fact Kathy said it verbatim - so I'll just say, yes, very funny, very cute, loved all the things already cited by other readers and  
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This was great, Karen!!!! Melisma (under her Rock, barely able to type, she is so hard)
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Karen ROTFL!! Tricia 
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Karen, I couldn't stop myself laughing, this was Super hilarious!! and so Lois! (well...) I totally can picture SuperClark jaw wide open in shock....While reading the beginning, I was like "What is Lois yelling no at? Did superman actually drowned her ? and freeze her afterwrads?"...I really tried to figure out what was going on (I suspected a hair trick...but lack of? you really had me here!) 
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For a long time! Fantastic! Loriel
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I loved it
very funny
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Oh, wow, I'm so glad everyone liked my story! You've all got my blushing over here.  This is my first time responding to comments, so bear with me here. Everyone seemed to have an opinion on why Lois was bald. But, ya know, Lois didn't tell *me* why she was bald, either, so maybe we'll never know!  Cyad said I totally can picture SuperClark jaw wide open in shock....While reading the beginning, I was like "What is Lois yelling no at? Did superman actually drowned her ? and freeze her afterwrads?"...I really tried to figure out what was going on (I suspected a hair trick...but lack of? you really had me here!) Hrm. I thought I'd set up the scene in that first sentence, but I'll look again and see if I can't make it more understandable. I made a whoops, tho... Now, you know you won't be allowed to slip back into fic-writing lurkdom after this, don't you? now when do we get your next fic? Huh? Huh? Um, er, I, uh, I think I hear my cat calling me, and telling me it's time to paint the bedroom... 
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