This was delightful.
Your reign as the queen of the funny short continues.
As for this:
*Starts dialing Bobbart's number*
I had to laugh. When I finished the story my first thought was that I needed to drop you a note. However, once I got thinking about the story, I realized that every idea I had would lead to a place at the crossroads of Anxiety Drive and Tragedy Blvd. I did have one idea for a very short follow-on, but I don't think it would improve what you already have.
Anyway, thanks for the smile.
Bob
