You can find the story
here.
I doubt this works for my April Comedy Challenge, even though I hope I did get a few chuckles out of you.
But my Betas told me I should post this before I was tempted to change / rework it again.
I wasn't sure if I should call this a 1/1 Complete story or not as I will be posting Lois's POV from the night before (the Prequel) probably in a week. Both stories go together, but also work as one-shots.
Thank you for reading. Comments always appreciated and gobbled up.