and though he loved them both dearly, he valued his own life too much to allow their arguments to get too out of control,
"I spilled some coffee. Oh, and by the way honey, Perry called while you were out. Said they've got a source in who will only talk to us and she's waiting. We've gotta head out."
Nice try, Clark. You get a cookie for trying.
"Yeah? Well, you don't listen. When you are driving, especially just learning how to drive, I am the expert, okay?! If I tell you to slow down, that doesn't mean take your own sweet time deciding whether or not you should take my advice. It's not the time for your own best judgment!"
Let's hope Lois is a better driver than she was in canon...
"Excuse me?? I know you did not just say what I think you said."
Dads with super hearing. Yeesh!
She would go drown her sorrows in her Justin Bieber CDs.
And now I feel horrible for Clark.
Clark grunted and turned back briefly. "Maybe Perry could teach her."
Perfect! This is why I got my license at 25 and under the gentle teaching of my husband!