Michael: 
I thought I'd scared another one away with my :rolleyes: story. Glad that you decided to trudge through the mud.
Ooooh! Is he not fully clothed again?
No, of course Clark likes to fly the happy skies naked. Oh, wait, that was a different story. Yes, he's dressed.
/waits until the food in her oven starts to produce flames and smoke/
She's not cooking. She knows better than that.
So much for her wanting Clark
Nobody said she'd "touch" the eye-candy.
The suit *does* come off, Lois.
Is there any reason Picard has 3 hands?
Okay, that’s the more reasonable conclusion.
Did I mention this is a story about a lunkhead and blind woman?
Ooooooh! “You suckle my toes again or the letter goes public in the bullpen.”
Michael, why would Superman want Clark to suckle his toes?
You know, I never got why he didn’t just flashfry the glove.
What if the soundwaves reflected the light from the heat vision and he accidently flashfried his dear Lois?
/Imagines Lois saying something similar once she has Superman in a…compromising position/
Right, well, it would be after THAT comment.
/imagines Clark saying the same thing about Superman/
Um... didn't he think the same thing a few lines up?
So, she’s saying Superman is the man who’s with her most of the time, then?
Time seems to drag when you're in danger.
I did mention the lunkhead, didn't I?
Adorable, Virginia! Simply adorable!
Thank you.
