Micheal: ATTEMPTED, Michael. Not SUCCESSFUL.
Still, his faux pas start to pile up there.
But he's got that cute British accent thing going on, so they'll forgive a lot.
Ooooooh, is Jaxon sure that he hadn’t an appointment scheduled for that night?
What? You think he's walking into a trap?
Well, looks like Hugh can try again to get an interview!
Only if she needs extra funds when her roommate absconds with her checking account.
Hey, she’s only his *step* mother. And it’s normal for the hot step mother to switch her hubby from father to son in those kind of families. You know, ‘families’.
Like the Church's?
So, ‘evil’ instead? Piece of human waste product? Simian posterior?
Well, Lex IS his dad.
And one with a tighter midriff?
How'd you guess?
What’s up with the trains. They keep having accidents at an alarming rate.
It's winter. Tracks are icy?
That’s called microwaving the husband through the window.
In front of his lawyer? Probably not a good idea. But sending x-rays towards him to make him sterile? Of course, then he'd have to x-ray... ugh! :p Never mind.
And we’re all lucky Lex didn’t try that approach…
Lex LOVES her.
Ooooooh! Are they going to lynch him? String him up on the globe? Maybe he could stumble and crash down the stairs? Soil his britches? Yes?
not
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