Very clever! Enjoyed this- though I had to read the last line twice (foggy brain from getting no sleep last night) about the home planet allergy... *wait for the delayed reaction*
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eye witness. --Mark Twain
Very clever! Enjoyed this- though I had to read the last line twice (foggy brain from getting no sleep last night) about the home planet allergy... *wait for the delayed reaction* 
