I'm seriously laughing too hard to properly write some comments.
Way the go El, Wendy and Rat! And the flying thing... and you just got to love that two by four.
(because if I don't stop here, you're really going to think I've gone nuts)
Seriously, after this, I don't think it could have turned out crazier. But it would have been a lot of fun to read!
Saskia