That was freakin' hilarious! It had all the best bits in it.
I still like:
"We've got to get these patients to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients in it. But that's not important right now."
I'm just sorry that you had to leave out Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (oh, excuse me. His name was Roger Murdock.)
