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That would be a disastrous event, right up there with the 1906 San Francisco earthquake and Vesuvius erupting all over Pompeii in 79 and the time Lucy spilled nail polish on Lois’ favorite skirt when she was about to sneak out for a date she wasn’t supposed to go on.
I love this line. Earthquake, volcanic eruption, and spilling nail polish on a shirt. Equivalent disasters.