And I haven't heard it in years! Great fic, Lynn!  Started off great. Of course Lois wouldn't want to give up her miles! 
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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