This was so hilarious!
"Um..." Jimmy stammered at last, "This is for Ralph. I mean---" His face turned scarlet. After a few seconds of choking and gurgling, he finally turned and ran crying from the store.
By far my favorite part!
I think someone wrote this and threw in a bunch of different things to throw everyone off.
It sounds like it could be Tank, or LaraMoon, or even DJ, but I don't think it was any of them.
I'll save my guess for later. I'm going to have to think about this one.
