I think I pulled something laughing.

If Labby hadn't posted a guess, I would have guessed her, because of the reference to sheep in the "Dark Clark" post in the FoLC Productions folder ( check it out here ), but either I'm wrong or that's one heck of a misdirection! Either way, it's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Favorite quote:

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Lois and Clark watched him go. They glanced at each other, then Clark turned to the clerk. "Thanks very much, but I don't think we'll be coming back here again."

The clerk nodded. "It's okay," he said as they turned to leave, "no one ever does."
Hilarious! Keep it up!

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- Stephen King, from On Writing