Hayseed!Clark!
I agree with mmouse. You absolutely NAILED the hack from Nowheresville. I cracked up. It's a good thing I waited until I got home from work to read this!
I just know that if *I* was hiding in that barn, I would have been caught for sure.
I'm sneaky enough that I wouldn't have been caught, but as soon as the reporter drove out of earshot, I'd have been rolling hysterically on the floor!
~C Noetal (who worries that it won't take that reporter long to deduce just "Jake" really is)
