Lovely! I laaughed myself silly at the idea of Lois receiving the
Metropolis’s Person of the Year Award for “heroic actions above and beyond the normal call of duty.”
And imagine that she got this award for making her bashful husband put on his colorful suit again!
And imagine this:
“Amidst growing panic among the citizens of Metropolis, one city councilman has suggested a new piece of legislation that would require all persons flying in city airspace without a plane to wear brightly colored spandex, citing safety reasons. However, it is unlikely to become law, as Mr. Kent does have the right to perform his life-saving rescue missions in the attire of his choosing.
It would almost be worth seeing Clark being outed for real just to be able to hear
this newscast!!!
And what about this one?
“Here just outside of 348 Hyperion avenue, the crowd of petitioners continues to maintain their vigil for the fourth day in a row. Please, Mr. Kent, we beg of you - show us the colors of hope again. We promise that we won’t laugh.” the television news reporter said while somehow managing to maintain a straight face.
Side-splittingly funny!!!!
Ann
