The tie site is interesting to me because the last update record is in 1999, which, if that's accurate, means that the owner of the site has been paying for it for seven years without making any recorded changes. Not only does this person have too much time, but he or she has too much disposable income.

As for the story (the stated reason for this thread), I laughed aloud. I, too, would like to see Lucy try to hint to Lois that Clark is actualy the Caped Crusader, see Lois ignore or disregard her sister's wild imaginings, and see Clark either misunderstand or play along (maybe because he woke up one morning with a scary Calvin icon evil on his pillow.) Could you write that one for us, Lara? Please? Pretty please with strawberries and cream on top?


Life isn't a support system for writing. It's the other way around.

- Stephen King, from On Writing