Omg, so good! Thank you for writing this! I found myself wanting to quote so many things, but it's hard to do that on a phone. This one line though:
One day they’re baiting you with a great TV show that tells a unique story with an amazing cast, and the next day they’re cancelling it and ripping it all away without so much as a half-hearted apology...
LOL! Superman, don't lean on the fourth wall like that: with your strength, you might accidentally break it! XD