Oh, man! I was laughing so hard with these comments!! I picked out some oof the ones that made me laugh harder than others, but …
That’s pretty much the whole fdk on fdk is me laughing. Thanks!! Looking forward to seeing what you think of the rest!
Sara
What is she supposed to do when her heart just won’t let go?
Maybe all Clark needs is Superman in the relationship, too. Make them a happy thruple with Superman as the unicorn.
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I had to look up unicorn, but sure!
And then I made a pretty picture!
as she listened to Superman speaking at the podium
See? Clark’s gonna miss the entire Superman speech.
and then deciding that friends and partners could still survive hard things.
Hmmm…sounds like in-sickness-and-health…
Shhhhh don’t say those words too loud or Clark will pop the question! The man does it at the drop of a hat, you know…
Or at least she hoped it was still there, something he was hiding rather than just nothing there at all—because she’d suffocated it into nonexistence.
Like those firefighters working to squash the remaining embers of forest fire?
His personal life hadn’t been anything he’d ever been willing to share, and she wondered if she’d ever know
Yes, she will. She will even get to make sure his wife showers and take care of her hair, dress, and makeup.
“I forgot my change of clothes for the drunk tank and had to run back and get them.”
Poor guy. Always gets so wasted at the carnival he needs a change of clothes after.
Clark seemed lately to have this attitude of casual indifference toward Superman
Once you’ve seen the guy naked in the shower, the novelty wears off pretty quickly.
LOIS:
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The… gnawing off the arm bit??
Half a thought flashed through her mind that it was too bad this wasn’t a roller coaster with twists and turns that would cause them to bump closely to one another.
Maybe a gust of wind or a sideways rocking reporter could also cause them to bump together.
Don’t worry—Clark scooted himself over next time the cabin rocked.
Except the problem was that holding his hand was rendering her incapable of speech somehow.
He found her shutoff switch.
CLARK: Pressure point. Works every time.
his knee brushing along her jean-clad thigh.
You sure keep them touching.
Hee hee!
