Hi Michael!

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jawdrop I was right about her outfit?

Well... that's as close as Lois gets to a stripper without getting veils involved, so yes wink

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So, she got drugged? Or did her source just not turn up and she got slushed for some unknown reason?

I think she had some unwarranted faith in the caffeine in those cocktails she was drinking while she waited.

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laugh Let me guess, green.

But of course! goofy

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shock Did she get switched, again?

Nah, just a bit swozzled and within grabbing distance of a handsome flirty husband [Linked Image]

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I did kind of expect to have that greasy roll of protest to make a violent re-appearance while she was bending over to pick up the mess.

I'm so glad that didn't occur to me when I was writing it! lol sick

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She’s not trying to burn the marriage certificate, is she?


Did you peek? [Linked Image]

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shock I did not see that one coming

[Linked Image] I'll count that as a win, you're a hard man to surprise!

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I wonder if someone should tell Lois that that’s not actually the receipt but the ownership contract.

Go ahead, I dare you rotflol

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Drunk Lois can be a lot of fun clap

Yes, I enjoyed getting into her boozy, fuzzy head quite a lot grin

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