Hi Vicki!
(Oblivious Lois defends how "supportive" he is of her.)
Post-ARGH-Lois: Can I please lobotomize her? Maybe Cat’s personality? Something? Hello? He-llo? Anyone? A little help here!
Now THAT would be a fun fic idea. Lois agrees to marry him just to get on the inside, on a sting operation only she knows about.
There’s a fic about that: Dirty Bubbles by Zoomway
Lex: Nigel, I'm going on this evening. Please ensure Lois is fed and watered, and take her out around midnight so she can do her business. Don't let her mess on the carpeting.
NIGEL: Very well, sir. I will also make sure she takes her rabies medication.
LEX (distracted): Yeah, yeah, on with it. /waves his fingers/
Dr. Friskin: I'm not touching this with a 10,000 foot pole. (Nopes right out of the situation)
Michael
