Fic is here! Hope you enjoyed!

This spawned from a convo with folc4evernaday, where I asked what would become of poor Clark if Lex were to die of natural causes in the next sentence. She then told me the idea of Lex dying of natural causes seemed ridiculous because of how often he's died in the show and in fics. That in turn launched the "Natural Causes" challenge here and this came out of it. goofy


Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eye witness.
--Mark Twain