13. Real Ponies Don't Go Oink!, by Patrick F. McManus
I'm enjoying these collections of outdoor humor by McManus. This book's title comes from a column about his desire for a pony when he was a kid -- and how he got a pig instead.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
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