Cast of Characters (required by this silly beast of a crossover)
Perry White. . .Perdalf the Grey
Jimmy Olsen. . .Jimli
Lois Lane. . . .Are-We-There
Clark Kent . . .Flyer
Ralph Spagoda. .Boring-More
Cat Grant. . . .Leggy Lass
Polyskitzodia. .Poppin Take
Psychotropia . .Marry BrandaBuck
Lex Luthor . . .Sore-man
Franklin Stern .Elround
LabRat . . . . .Froyo (primary author/scrollbearer)
Bobby Bigmouth .SamSmart GamePlan
A/N – This came to me after reading a tortured twisting of Boromir’s speech referring to writing a research paper on the Web. Boromir’s face and posture at that moment has become a meme, with captions such as “One does not simply talk to a girl” or “Well, I feel stupid, Frodo – apparently you can just walk into Mordor.” I hope you enjoy it reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
A huge nod of appreciation goes to LabRat, who graciously agreed to appear in this fable. I promised to treat her with respect, and I hope that comes across as I intended.
Let the comments begin!
