I'm Kryptonian as well.

I think we're cousins.

Dan got me pregnant.

Lex got me pregnant.

I slept with Superman. (Great during Vatman.)

Please quit being Superman.

I really hate flying.

Did you just fart?

I'm craving frog legs.

Happy anniversary. Let's divorce.

Do you love Mayson?

I'm publishing your secret.




Battle On,
Deadly Chakram

"Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent

"One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon