Quick! What four words did Lois Lane say to Clark Kent on that fateful night?

Who are you, really?

You put *WHAT* there? (Or, alternatively, "You put that *WHERE*?)

Don't tell Superman that ...

(All right, this one is sort of cheating. But can you tell that I love this challenge? )

Joy,
Lynn

Heehee!

"I'm Mrs. Lex Luthor!"

"Are you done *already?*"

You're...DEAD...MEAT...Mister!!!!!
(Appropriate sounds of kitchenware smashing against a hard object and glass breakage are implied.)

I love you, Clark ...

(Of course my mind goes on the WAFFy side of things )
Laura

Are you really Superman?

Laura

What were you thinking?

Laura

Not quite sure WHICH fateful night you were thinking of, Queenie. Many possibilities pop to mind with that vague suggestion:


But who has you???? (Totally stole this one and cheated as the rules state "Clark Kent" not Superman.)


Chocolate has many uses.


What did Wells MEAN? (i.e regarding Soul Mates, honeymoon postponement clearly.)


The baby is yours!


Lex said *he's* Superman!

I prefer original Superman.


Snap out of it!


It's just a rock!


You're adopted from WHERE?


(yes, I know. Still cheating with all those contractions. / hangs head in shame, but don't feel guilty in the least/)

You kiss like Superman.


It's lead lined, silly.


We're going to die!


Asteroids! Clones! Oh, my!

Oh, get real, Clark!

That story was mine!

Lex thinks you're hot.

Will you marry me?

Who are you really?

They found Kryptonite where?!

Why's Martha buying spandex?

"I've started dating Jimmy."

"Perry thinks you're Superman."

"You're not the father."

"I don't date aliens."

"Sorry, Superman. I'm taken."

"Make love to me."

"I died with you." (TOGoM, in the car when she's trying to talk to him.)

To add to my last post:

What was I thinking?

Laura

You can't be serious!?!

Laura

My head is spinning...

Laura

Clark Kent IS Superman!

Laura

Clark...how could you?

Laura

But...we were friends!

Laura

I'll always love you...

Laura

Seriously...was that *it*?

Laura

I'll love you forever.

I'm Kryptonian as well.

I think we're cousins.

Dan got me pregnant.

Lex got me pregnant.

I slept with Superman. (Great during Vatman.)

Please quit being Superman.

I really hate flying.

Did you just fart?

I'm craving frog legs.

Happy anniversary. Let's divorce.

Do you love Mayson?

I'm publishing your secret.

My partner is...Superman?

Laura

My partner...wears tights!?!

Laura

Don't you trust me?

Laura

You LIED to me!

Laura

Duh--YOU are Superman!

Laura

Is that my dress?

I'm gonna throw up.

He really DOES cross-dress?!

I'm eloping with Tempus.

(I just took a grueling, four-hour professional exam this afternoon, and that does strange things to one's mind...)

Joy,
Lynn

I'm pregnant. It's yours.

Go out with me

I'm moving to California

A blue spandex undershirt?

Why's your shirt pink? (After Jonathan's laundry mishap in Chi of Steel)

Where are your pants?
Kiss me right now.
Tempus, I knew it.
Ugh, not Wells again.
I like red underwear.
Just do it already.
Lois, I can explain.

Sorry, honey. You're fired. (Lois as editor, Stop The Presses)

Go to New Krypton.

Lucy wants a date.

I'm done with you.

Trask said you're Superman.

I've chosen Alt. Clark.

The wedding is off.

We won the Pulitzer!

So...boxers or briefs?

You CAN'T be Superman!

You need to leave.

Take me, I'm yours.

Jimmy knows about you.

Perry! Clark is Superman!

Are you floating, Clark?

Go ahead, date Cat!