If you are trying to achieve the title of Her Royal Evilness, Queen Krafty the First, you just succeeded.
I thought something was amiss when I saw the 29/29. I just didn’t realize how amiss things turned out to be. Reading this part was like watching a car accident, just staring in horrified fascination, unable to anything about it.
It was pretty good as far as Tank endings go, but if you don’t mind, I would like the rest of the story now.
-Em
P.S. It was a stroke of pure genius to have the last line include the phrase “away from the sun.”