Hi, Michael!
Um, you never go overboard with feedback. I enjoy every last bit of it. Definitely gives me some much needed giggles during my day.
Drone? Or did Lois blow up again.
Oh no! We're going to need another Lois!
Is it bad if I mentally rewrite this to ‘the kite crashed into the skateboarder who then stumbled into the path of the bus and got his wing clipped as the bus swerved into an oncoming train trying to avoid the skateboarder.’?
Bad? No. Hilarious? You betcha. I wouldn't mind reading a scenario like that!
El-crest shaped Viagra in Superman blue? Proceeds go to an orphanage charity, minus a manipulation fee for Mr. Brown, of course.
Are all those pills adding to the overall numbers of kids being left at said orphanage? Because
I just thought, if the Superman foundation would have a headquarter built during Season One, it could be a skyscraper taller than Lex Tower, with a huge El-crest on the side that’s facing Lex’s office balcony. Just saying…
Now THAT'S a fun idea!
Yeah, the one without a Lois.
Clark:
Besides, you don’t want to steal from a guy with heat vision. Same as you don’t want to win against a Wookie.
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For instance, Mr. Wayne is always hanging head down from the ceiling. It’s quite…distracting. And Ms. Prince, don’t get me started on her antics on how Superman’s cape must go the way of the Dodo.
No one can ever get ahold of Barry. Hal cried when he saw the yellow paint in the break room. And don't get me started on Orin. Guy seems a bit fishy to me.
They think he needs to use the bathroom?
<Hilda the housekeeper runs to ensure there is plenty of air freshener on hand.>
Oh, Superman Impersonation Day! I especially like the Lois Lane Superman and the one with the black cowl and cape wearing a paper-El-crest taped to the Kevlar chest-armor of the suit.
<Trask's head explodes.>
Lois: <whistles innocently>
/waits for a Clark Kent look alike to be standing up there on the stage. Full on tie and glasses, of course./
<Laughed so hard I snorted in the store when I read this>
He should buy one of those and a Clark bar for Lois.
Maybe Superman should hire him as a decoy when there’s an abundance of crazed fangirls. Or during bank robberies that feel like a setup so someone can shoot Superman with a Kryptonite bullet. There’s an awful lot of those…
Barry: Um, I quit?
Oh boy. A show about the adventures of Superman always rescuing his girlfriends, like Mayson Drake and Lori Lemaris, and Diana Prince. Oh, yeah, and that one reporter chick. Linda Queen or Duke or something or other.
LOIS:
Nah. You're thinking of April O'Neil. She has a habit of hanging out with those who aren't quite totally human.
/imagines middle aged farmers pushing out rocket-shaped strollers/
The female group should be fascinating.
CLARK: That one. The blonde one. Number 7…Kara Danvers. She’s a dead ringer.
Kara: ZOMG! You look JUST LIKE my adoptive dad!!!!
Glad you enjoyed it and thanks for the laughs!
