EW: Thanks for reading and your /is graciously amused/ comments.
ER: Huh, Lois?
...
ER: Or not.
EW: /enjoys the fruits of her labor with modest satisfaction/
Evil, I say. Very evil.
LEX: I know. Hard to believe, isn't it?
Why it’s always important to have a stooge ready?
He has trouble understanding why anyone would do this to someone they supposedly love.
Clark’s not a sociopath, then?
LEX: It benefited me.
I, also, find it difficult sometimes to understand what some people could possibly be thinking. I find writing from those people's POV very depressing, but I digress...
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She has met Howard, hasn't she?
Also, wouldn’t it be fun if the guys met Superman?
SHELDON: He is smaller than I expected.
AMY: /is a bit like Lois in that regard/ Sheldon just admitted that he loves me!
SHELDON: I did? Humans are so difficult to understand. Their logic is so illogical.
SPOCK: Fascinating.
EW: Ironic, isn't it? /gets her inner Tempus going/
TEMPUS: Duh!
ER: To be fair, I think sociopaths can be very easily understood. You just have to think what your cat would do, then take away the compassion.
EW: Obviously, you've never met my cats.
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It’s what you’re supposed to say
ER: Sounds reasonable?
EW: Except, why does he need her to do that when she's already agreed to marry him?
LEX: When I studied the effects of various methods on the female psyche, I learned that vulnerable women are more likely to put out.
ER: Like Clark always trying to “rescue” Lois from dangerous situations?
EW: Oh, did you notice that too? /Another one of her plans unfolded nicely. Clearly, she’s no super hero./
ER: But, according to various TV shows, what 90% of the male population would do.
EW: So, you're saying that TV writers are wrong?
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The number’s probably higher…
ER: So the Superman reveal won’t be that hard on her?
EW: Hmmmm. That's a toughy. Rules apply differently to her. She's a woman.
Clark can’t win, huh?
LOIS: Not unless he already made me win.
EW: Yes, or [Lex]'s innocent.
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ER: Is Lois wearing a slutty nun’s costume in it?
EW: No. He means for putting the semi-naked pictures in the Bible.
I know. But mine was funnier.
ER: You’ll excuse me if I won’t wait for this to play out…
EW: No, no! I promise this story is over after 4.5 parts! Come Baaaaaaaack!
I *was* wondering if that would be read that way
Wouldn’t that reveal his little secret?
LOIS: Ooooh! Is that Superman who is happy to see me?
CLARK: /Yes, I am. But we don’t talk about that out here…/
EW: I didn't mean that literally.
Literally?
Because so many people have attacked Lois in her apartment? They HAD tied her up, so anyone who breaks in to do Lois harm will surely feel as if they've arrived too late.
Because she might do damage to the place. Or snoop around in Lois’s Sueprman-album.
EW: Maybe he was. /tries for unexpected twist/ You know that Nigel was always trying to become #1 in Lex's organization.
LEX: Nigel?
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Nigel?
ER: Next to his home movie of a scantily clad harem’s girl doing the dance of the even veils?
EW: How'd ya guess?
CLARK: /holds up an ‘X’ and a ‘Y’/
So, you don't think Clark helpful non-confrontational behavior didn't make her re-think his earlier argument?
No?
In an office where Cat walks through in a bikini? Doubtful it will stick.
I don’t know. The Planet’s now gone from a publicly owned little hack job of a fish wrap producer to a part of a multinational corporation family business with very steadfast rues of morality and conduct. Also the reason why they had to let Cat go. And Ralph.
ER: /confused/ No, that can’t be it.
EW: So, Miss EverSoBlind couldn't fall for another con-man's bluff?
Okay. But man, will she be ticked off at her next wedding.
I'm sure if he could find 12 billionaires to be on the jury that would suffice.
You think?
BRUCE WAYNE: Guilty.
OLIVER QUEEN: Guilty.
BILL CHRUCH: Guilty.
BILL CHURCH Jr.: Guilty.
LEX: That’s slander. I can be as slippery as human intestines spilling out of a body that fell from a sky scraper. Here, let me proof it to you!
EW: We believe you, Lex.
LEX: Fine. /steps back down from the balcony/
GOODE: Not for another two and a half years or so…
EW: That timetable might move up a bit.
GOODE: /picks up phone/ Chucks Yachts? Yes, I’d like to change my bathroom fixtures for the Very Goode II from golden to platinum covered. And can you use rubies and sapphires for the hot and cold markers?
EW: I'm sure Lex put her on a pre-wedding diet.
CLARK: Even I know that would be dangerous idea.
LEX: What do you mean, you’ve arrested by fiancée for aggravated assault of a girl scout party?
LOIS: I was nude. It wasn't pornographic!
CLARK: She wasn't nude.
EW: Well, to teenage boys even a woman in her late 20s seems old.
LOIS: /thinks the EW has gotten confused by all the temporal misalignments in The Other Story./ MID-20s, thank you very much!
Of course! The financee of the 3rd wealthiest man who just happens to own their news network has released some photographs of herself when she was college.
Something of the sort. Although, it was more of disagreement of what "freedom of the press" meant. He thinks it means privacy; she thinks it means she can post semi-naked photos of herself.
EW: Well, I couldn't leave Lois and Clark's relationship hanging in the balance, now could I?
Again, about That Other Story…?
Michael
