Weekend! Well…still…almost…kinda…
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Always our favorite time of the week.
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ER: With cannoli filled with cream and chocolate?
LOIS: Of course!
CLARK: /realizes that maybe Lois got spoiled by that other story/
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CLARK: So, you're saying I have to watch her apartment from my apartment? *shakes head with annoyance* Fine!
rotflol He’d make a great stalker, huh?
LOIS: Superman’s stalking me? dizzy /heads off to spa to get herself all dolled up/

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CLARK: /puts away the Star/ /blushes/ There were funny comics?
EW: He wasn't sure or he couldn't tell the difference between the comics and the "real" stories with bright colorful pictures?
He wasn’t sure if that excuse would fly with Lois.

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Explains why she wasn't anticipating their honeymoon night.
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SUPERMAN: That's not *quite* how I recall the incident with Miranda.
LOIS: /it’s great that Revenge causes memory lapses/
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ER: What if Lois was the one doing the blackmailing herself. That way, she has a reasonable out without losing face. Plus, she could tease Clark without actually having to put herself out there.
EW: /enjoys that plot twist, thinks that maybe that’s what actually happened/
LEX: /Has finally found his soulmate. And she’s even wearing a gorgeous skin suit!/
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LOIS: Who's Kara?
CLARK: Kara? Who? Huh? I don't know! I swear!
LOIS: Uh-huh. I bet.
CLARK: No, really. Who is she?
The female goofball over in National City flying around in a skimpy costume.

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Yes, probably best not to go as oneself to these Justice League meetings.
That’s where all the secret identities come from! rotflol

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LOIS: Linda? Hmmm. No, I can't say I recall her. What does the skank look like?
Catty much?
CAT: 10 on the Cat scale.

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CLARK: But only if I get to play 2 out of the 3 parts.
LINDA: That can be arranged.
CLARK: And Lois plays the 3rd.
LINDA: Like in ‘the 3rd wheel’?

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So, is he falling for her act?
LOIS: /would be gently disappointed if that where the case/
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CLARK: I can't believe you doubted me, man.
ER: huh It’s not like he’s the brains of the outfit.

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LOIS: She didn't have any more pictures of me, then?
CLARK: *crosses finger behind his back* I can't say that she did.
Also, that’s not even a lie. He simply ‘can’t say it’ laugh

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Whichever side burns with a brighter fire, I'm guessing.
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LINDA: Oh, you just wait till that *other* story gets back. You. Just. Wait…

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CLAUDE: Maybe, but she certainly didn’t get it for her horizontal skills.
LOIS: I believe he meant my investigational skills.
CLAUDE: No, Lois certainly does not have horizontal skills. It was like watching a frog ride a bicycle…

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ER: What about when she announced her engagement? Or when she will announce her dumped fiancé’s suicide?
EW: She didn't write up those stories.
Which was why she ended up on the bad side in both?

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LEX: He’s got no teeth.
CLARK: *taps mouth* Then what are these?
LEX: [Linked Image] Target practice?

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You also know why this story stretched into more than 3 parts.
So you could hit all the cliffies?

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