Now I'm imagining Lara as a Force ghost.
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Lois and Clark are newly married and alone at last. Just as they're about to consummate their marriage, Lara appears.
Force Ghost Lara: Kal-El, what are you doing? You know you were married at birth to Zara.
Clark: Mom! (pulls the sheet over his head in embarrassment)
Lois: And I thought my family was weird. (a beat) Wait ... you're already married?!
"Use the Force, Kal!"
Lucky for this Clark, the marriage ceremony to Zara never took place.
