A rocket from Krypton landed in Kansas, and the time-traveler inside was found by a loving farm couple.
(Tempus, taking Kal-El's place in order to stop Utopia.)
A rocket from Krypton landed in Kansas, and the family inside was found by a loving farm couple.
(The El family survives Krypton's destruction.)
A rocket from Krypton landed in Kansas, and the children inside were found by a loving farm couple.
(Kal-El and Zara, named Clark and Sara by the Kents. Due to the Westermarck effect, the news from the globe that they were married at birth thoroughly grossed them out. Besides, by that time Clark had met a fascinating woman named Lois in Metropolis, while Sara had moved to L.A. and met the one and only other surviving Kryptonian, Chuck (Ching).)
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
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