A rocket from Tatooine landed in Kansas, and the baby inside was found by a loving farm couple.
(Reinvents both Superman and Star Wars.)
A rocket from Krypton landed in Hawaii, and the baby inside was found by a loving farm couple.
(Surfer Superman!)
A rocket from Krypton landed in Kansas, and the zombie inside was found by a loving farm couple.
(Night of the Living Super-dead)
A rocket from Krypton landed in Kansas, and the baby inside was found by a loving celebrity couple.
(Brangelina, anyone?)
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
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