LOL, Lynn. I feel like there are more out there too.
Nor: Set up a Facebook page for me. Kill anyone who declines to friend me.
Lucy: I'll tell you my thoughts on Facebook right after I take one more Buzzfeed quiz and post my results.
Myrtle (the Wedding Destroyer): I hate Facebook. Too many wedding pictures, not enough divorce photos.
Star: Who needs Facebook? I prefer telepathy with my friends in the Alpha Centuri galaxy.
Zara: So, let me get this straight. People post all of the intimate details of their lives for the world to read? Maybe Ching *was* right. This *is* a sloppy planet.
