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Then, I know that my reader count isn't a glitch.
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3 definite articles for "the".
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He's naughty because he knew that taking Lois up on her offer for a free bite, he could actually be risking his health?
Because he’s teasing her about her eating habits. Which could be just another way to die, come to think of it.

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ER: It’s something of a tradition? /huh/
EW: Fruitcake being a dessert or Lois not admitting she's ever wrong?
Fruitcake being on the menu.
LOIS: Why should I perjure myself? confused

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CLARK: Or me. 50/50 chance all around. Wait. What are we talking about again?
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EW: /thinks this was funny/ So, it wasn't the taste of chocolate on Lois's tongue, but the taste of Lex? /thinks some more about it and is no longer so sure/

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LOIS: /really doesn’t think once a date constitutes often/ I rarely ever kissed Lex!
LEX: Prostitutes don't kiss.
Did he just call her a hooker?
LEX: I paid for her at the Metro Club huh

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ER: Mace?
EW: Romantic.
Keeps her safe from less-than-romantic romantically-inclined characters?
PRANSTER: wave

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ER: Or maybe a homing beacon for her to wear?
EW: Because that went over so well when Lex gave her one.
Maybe if he doesn’t tell her about it?

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ER: Sounds like the obvious direction. Although, he might give her a nun’s habit instead. Just to make sure that she’s not distracting any longer.
CARLOS: /likes his Loises dressed in the cloth/
CLARK: Maybe not.
There’s actually a joke in German about how monks and nuns procreate – by sharing a cell. Which, in German is using the same word as cell division. So, this is double fun!

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CLARK: Isn't it a little late to be exorcizing caution?
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LOIS: Yes. We really should exorcize caution!

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LOIS: It's never too late.
CAT: Actually...
She’s late?

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ER: /shows clip of when proposals go bad/
LOIS: Yep. I could see that happening.

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ER: Also, do people celebrate the anniversary of their proposal?
EW: I wouldn't know. My husband never proposed. We just kind of decided that we both wanted to and moved forward with our relationship.
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So, maybe their marriage was doomed from the start.
LOIS: Ya think?

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ER: I’m assuming the proposal RSVP sent to Lois via Mrs. Cox wasn’t up to Clark’s standards, then?
EW: When did that happen?
I just figured Lex would outsource the proposing to his secretary?

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LOIS: They do kiss?
CLARK: I don't know.
LOIS: So, you don't know if you just called me a hooker?
CLARK: I can't win, can I?
LOIS: A well established fact, Chuck.
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CLARK: It's a natural talent. All Els have it. That's why I don't have any siblings.
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CLARK: I've found it's better for my kissing life, if I don't call Lois blind.
Sore spot, huh?

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Considers that for the title of the next story arc.
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CLARK: Um... define "win" again. /eyes Sue's unfinished story #1 over yonder/
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CLARK: Is it a good idea for them to meet, especially on our wedding day?
Wouldn’t that be awkward?

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He knows what intimate means.
CARLOS: I wasn't always a priest, you know. Just... um... mostly.
Never found his Lois, huh?

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Me, too. This isn't the last time we'll see him.
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