Darth Michael: Fear not, my brave FDKer. I'm just happy to see you didn't fall off the side of the Earth. Actually, I'm always happy whenever someone shows up to comment. Then, I know that my reader count isn't a glitch.
Fudge Castle sounds so much more simple.
I'm often how amazed other languages make speaking much more difficult. 3 definite articles for "the". Greek has bunch a words for "love". A formal and informal address system. We English speakers have it easy. Oh, wait, maybe everyone learning English has it easy (except that like in French we don't always pronounce words as they're spelt. A trait I really like about German.)
He's naughty because he knew that taking Lois up on her offer for a free bite, he could actually be risking his health?
It’s something of a tradition? /huh/
Fruitcake being a dessert or Lois not admitting she's ever wrong?
So, if Lois had ‘fed’ Clark she’d have then died within the next 24 hours?
CLARK: Or me. 50/50 chance all around. Wait. What are we talking about again?
He does have improved. He no longer throws up in her mouth. Of course, this might also be related to the fact that she’s stopped snogging with Lex before visiting her boytoy.
So, it wasn't the taste of chocolate on Lois's tongue, but the taste of Lex?
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Okay, now, even I'm feeling sick at that thought.
CLARK: Makes sense.
LOIS:
I rarely ever kissed Lex!
LEX: Prostitutes don't kiss.
So, he should best always make sure his feet are hooked underneath something before kissing Lois?
It's still a feeling he's getting used to.
Romantic.
Or maybe a homing beacon for her to wear?
Because that went over so well when Lex gave her one.
Sounds like the obvious direction. Although, he might give her a nun’s habit instead. Just to make sure that she’s not distracting any longer.
CARLOS:
CLARK: Maybe not.
Maybe a new pair of red briefs?
Perhaps.
ER: /uh/ Wouldn’t that be ‘she bought gift wrap for her to wrap his birthday present in’?
LOIS: Still a gift!
Maybe it's a huge box with a condom inside?
CLARK: Isn't it a little late to be exorcizing caution?
LOIS: It's never too late.
CAT: Actually...
LOIS: /confused/ He does realize that a ‘no’ just means ‘yes, but you have to apply yourself’, right?
After the relationships that Lois has had, I could see why she might believe this.
I don’t know. If she had bought him a dress to wear to work, that might be a great gift to the newsroom.
CAT: I hope they make photos… /mad/
Oh, sorry for the confusion. He's again referring to what she was expecting for her birthday gift here
ER: /shows clip of when proposals go bad/
LOIS: Yep. I could see that happening.
Also, do people celebrate the anniversary of their proposal?
I wouldn't know. My husband never proposed. We just kind of decided that we both wanted to and moved forward with our relationship.
Wouldn’t it be much more efficient to use V-Day for the wedding? Then again, Lana’s always been a tad…special.
Actually, now that I think about it, Lana and Clark were supposed to get married on Valentine's Day.
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Hmmmm. So, maybe their marriage was doomed from the start.
I’m assuming the proposal RSVP sent to Lois via Mrs. Cox wasn’t up to Clark’s standards, then?
When did that happen?
Thankfully, no one jumped out from behind her couch to yell ‘surprise!’
PRANKSTER: /wave/
Actually, I was thinking about what happened during Clark's birthday in S4, when they started to make out just inside their house only to find a surprise party awaiting them.
She’s going at it mechanically and it doesn’t turn on his flight stick.
Mechanically, Methodically. Tomato. Potato.
Maybe he’s an alien? Maybe kissing only works when there’s special red lighting in the room?
Hence the purchase of the lava lamp? Makes sense.
Did he just call her a bad hooker?
LOIS: Hookers don’t kiss.
CLARK: No!
LOIS: They do kiss?
CLARK: I don't know.
LOIS: So, you don't know if you just called me a hooker?
CLARK: I can't win, can I?
LOIS: A well established fact, Chuck.
He was thinking more like a B39 or NSA type mission, but that works, too.
Clark sure knows to pour ice water onto a fire, doesn’t he?
CLARK: It's a natural talent. All Els have it. That's why I don't have any siblings.
Because she did and now she’s ticked off that he called her out on it?
Perhaps.
Maybe a seeing-eye dog would help the mad dog?
CLARK: I've found it's better for my kissing life, if I don't call Lois blind.
I guess it’s a first that someone accused Clark of being an airhead.
Well, in this FDK.
She has one already.
Awww…and huh? Not very romantic.
Neither was a lava lamp, according to Cat.
LOIS: He understands my need to see some cute guy's butt! What a great boyfriend!
I wonder if a two-week honeymoon would have the same effect on Lois as two weeks in space would.
No, I'm sure they would have to come to earth sometime to eat and replenish fluids.
A wicked grin flashed across his face. “That can be…” The grin slipped, and he ran his fingers through her hair. “Don’t tempt me,” he murmured.
Oops?
Yep, he remembered accidentally dropping Lana and what a disaster that had been.
CLARK: It could have had something to do with her scream of terror.
Oh boy. A Lois on a mission.
Hmmmm. Considers that for the title of the next story arc.
Or get very frustrated in the process.
CLARK: Um... define "win" again. /eyes Sue's unfinished story #1 over yonder/
“Forgive me, Father, for I’ve sinned.”
ER: /glad to see Padre Carlos again/ Also, he had impure thoughts and invoked the Lord’s name in conjunction with Lois?
CLARK: No comment.
LOIS: That one! I want that one to do the ceremony!
CLARK: Is it a good idea for them to meet, especially on our wedding day?
/uh/ Sounds…reasonable?
WELLS: /guess the pressure to perform is back on me/
Oopps.
Poor Carlos. He must be sooo confused.
He knows what intimate means.
CARLOS: I wasn't always a priest, you know. Just... um... mostly.
So, basically, he’s telling his priest that it was all Eve’s fault?
CARLOS: That makes sense. WE blame her as well.
I feel as if I am being tricked into compliance… as if someone
EW: /wave/
Ooooh! Fun! Also, I did miss him
Me, too. This isn't the last time we'll see him.
